I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit

My Mother Once Said "if You Don't Pay Attention To Age, Then It Won't Pay Attention To You." And She Says It, And It Sounds Nice, But I Don't Buy It.

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

The Only Thing In The World You Can Change Is Yourself And That Makes All The Difference In The World.

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.