The Others Were Only My Wives. But

You Can Pretend To Be Serious; You Can't Pretend To Be Witty.

Two Things Make The Women Unforgettable, Their Tears And Their Perfume

The Others Were Only My Wives. But You, My Dear, Will Be My Widow.

Our Wisdom Comes From Our Experience, And Our Experience Comes From Our Foolishness.

A Man Must Marry Only A Very Pretty Woman In Case He Should Ever Want Some Other Man To Take Her Off His Hands.