The Promises We Break Are Usually Such

Richard Pryor Is My Favorite Stand-up Ever.

I Completely Understand Why A Businessman Would Fire Me From 'saturday Night Live'. Because He Was Seeing Jay Leno Kill 10 Minutes A Night, Doing His Monologue With Wall-to-wall Laughs And Applause, Then I Do 10 Minutes A Week To, Sometimes, Breathtaking Silence. He's Just Listening For The Laughs.

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.

I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know Much About Broadway Musicals.

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.