The Promises We Break Are Usually Such

You Ever See 'the Dating Game'? That's A Weird Game Show. The Prize On That Show: Another Contestant. Talk About Cheap.

During Misfortunes, Nothing Aggravates Our Condition More, Than To Be Esteemed Deserving Of Them.

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.

You Can't Love Your Team Without Hating Another Team.

I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know Much About Broadway Musicals.