The Reason I Play So Hard Is

We Need A Hit, So Here I Go.

Just Two Words: A Masterpiece.

I Can Remember A Reporter Asking Me For A Quote, And I Didn't Know What A Quote Was. I Thought It Was Some Kind Of Soft Drink.

Too Many Kids Today Are Playing Major League Ball And Don't Belong There.

I'm Proud To Have Been A Yankee. But I Have Found More Happiness And Contentment Since I Came Back Home To San Francisco Than Any Man Has A Right To Deserve. This Is The Friendliest City In The World.