The Run I Was On Made Sinatra,

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.

Steroids Build Your Muscles, But They Don't Build Your Tendons Or Ligaments.

Every Plan I Have Is The Best Plan In The Room.

I Tried Marriage. I'm 0 For 3 With The Marriage Thing. So, Being A Ballplayer - I Believe In Numbers. I'm Not Going 0 For 4. I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Right Now Is Winning.