The Run I Was On Made Sinatra,

I Try To Be Known More For My Work Than For Anything Else.

I Just Didn't Believe I Was Like Everybody Else. I Thought I Was Unique.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

I Have A 10,000-year-old Brain And The Boogers Of A 7-year-old. That's How I Describe Myself.

Im A Peaceful Man With Bad Intentions.