The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

I Was Never Very Interested In Boys - And There Were Plenty Of Them - Vying With One Another To See How Many Famous Women They Would Get Into The Hay.

If Everybody Likes You, You Are Not A Very Interesting Person.

You've Got To Know Someone Pretty Well To Hate Them.

Attempt The Impossible In Order To Improve Your Work.