The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Can't Get No Respect.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?