The Show Doesn't Drive Home A Lesson,

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

I'm A Sagittarian, See, I Can't Be Fenced In. I Been Living In Las Vegas, Greatest City In The World. I Look Out My Window For 100 Miles. In Vegas, There's Nothing To Do But Gamble, Drink Or Have Sex. I Have Two Of 'em.

I'm Convinced That Sanford And Son Shows Middle-class America A Lot Of What They Need To Know.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!