The Stork Is Voiceless Because There Is

Three Million Alligators Were Killed In Florida Between 1880 And 1900. Goody!

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.

The Dodo Never Had A Chance. He Seems To Have Been Invented For The Sole Purpose Of Becoming Extinct And That Was All He Was Good For.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

An Ant On A Hot Stove-lid Runs Faster Than An Ant On A Cold One. Who Wouldn't?