The Thing I Love About Vegas Is

When I First Went To Vegas, There Were Just High-rollers And Gamblers And The Wise Guys Treated You Great.

When You're 18, You're Just So Busy Being Scared And Having Fun - A Crazy Mixture - That You Never Thought Of Dying.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.