You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

The Thing I Love About Vegas Is That It's A Melting Pot. It's Like Working Ellis Island.

I Would Describe Myself As A Guy That's Very Normal But Has The Tendency To Rib People, But Never In A Mean-spirited Way.

You Lose Your Energy, You Lose That Excitement And It Gets The Audience Up.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.