When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

When I First Went To Vegas, There Were Just High-rollers And Gamblers And The Wise Guys Treated You Great.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

When You Enter A Room, You Have To Kiss His Ring. I Don't Mind, But He Has It In His Back Pocket.

I Knew Most Of The People There Who Ran The Places, A Lot Of Wiseguys. They're All Gone Now. All Good People.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.