When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

People Think Being In Your Seventies Means Sitting Around In A Chair With A Blanket Over Your Legs, Drooling.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I Could Say Almost Anything To Him. I Mean, Within Reason.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

Whatever You Do To Gain Success, You Have To Hang In There And Hope Good Things Happen. Always Think Positive.