The Thing I Notice First About A

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.