I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

The Thing I Notice First About A Woman Is Her Walk. A Beautiful Woman Is Like A Race Horse-slim, Sleek And With A Beautiful Carriage.