There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

Love Is A Flower That Blooms So Tender, Each Kiss A Dew Drop Of Sweet Surrender. Love Is A Moment Of Life Enchanting, Let's Take That Moment That Tonight Is Granting.

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.