Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.