Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is

We Try To Find Chemistry; We Don't Do A Lot Of Situational Baseball.

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.