The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes A Rumor Until It Has Been Officially Denied.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.