The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are

Children Grow Out Of Childhood, But Parents Never Grow Out Of Parenthood.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is Clothed With Power And Whom It Doesn't Fit.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.