The Chief Ability Of An Executive Should

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

You Can Always Make A Loan At A Bank If You Can Show Sufficient Evidence That You Don't Need It.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

The Best Way To Spoil A Good Story Is By Sticking To The Facts.