Times Change: It Was Once The Custom

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

Every Bride And Groom Would Do Well To Remember That In Wedding, The We Comes Before The I.