Times Change: It Was Once The Custom

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

Every Bride And Groom Would Do Well To Remember That In Wedding, The We Comes Before The I.