The Trick To Writing For People Is,

Censorship Feeds The Dirty Mind More Than The Four-letter Word Itself.

The Authority Of Depression Is Horrifying. I Felt Like My Brain Was Busted And That I Could Never Feel Good Again. I Really Thought That I Was Never Gonna Heal.

I Have A Feeling That About 90% Of My Life Has Been Shaped By My Voice, Both As An Embarrassment And As An Advantage. There Was Always The Terrible Incongruity Of This Deep Voice Barreling Out Of This Little Body. Somewhere In The Back Of My Mind I Was Aware That It Was Ludicrous, That It Took On An Importance That Wasn't Really There.

It's A Tribute To The Human Brain That Anyone Is Able To Function Out There On Television In A Talk Situation That Is Entirely Artificial.

An Effective Speaker Can Do More Damage Or More Good In A Well-stated Minute Than An Angry Klutz Could Do In Half An Hour.