The Trick To Writing For People Is,

Every Time Someone Says, 'you Know, We Really Ought To Get Together,' If I Were Really Honest, I Would Ask 'why?'

History Is Not Reassuring On The Subject Of The Longevity Of Seemingly Lasting Great Nations, Is It?

I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like A Young Man That Has Something Wrong With Him.

Commercials Are Not The Only Exposure That Obesity Gets On Tv. It Is By No Means A Rarity On The Wonderful Judge Judy's Show When Both Plaintiff And Accused All But Literally Fill The Screen.

I Think I'd Be Pretty Easy To Write For.