The Trick To Writing For People Is,

I Have A Feeling That About 90% Of My Life Has Been Shaped By My Voice, Both As An Embarrassment And As An Advantage. There Was Always The Terrible Incongruity Of This Deep Voice Barreling Out Of This Little Body. Somewhere In The Back Of My Mind I Was Aware That It Was Ludicrous, That It Took On An Importance That Wasn't Really There.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

I Am Always Shocked That There Are Still A Handful Of Defenders Of The Dubious Practice Of Abstinence, Surely The Worst Idea Since Chocolate-covered Ants.

Music Bypasses The Brain And Goes Straight To The Heart. I Wish My Life Had More Of It.

I Think We Live In An Age Of Increasing Mediocrity.