The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.