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Sex Education May Be A Good Idea In The Schools, But I Don't Believe The Kids Should Be Given Homework.

The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is Play.

Fatherhood Is Asking Your Son To Make Up A Name Rather Than Tell Anybody Who He Is.

My Latest Blood Test Said My Cholesterol Was Very High And My Doctor Recommended Some Medicine For It. I Said "no" To His Recommendation And He Said "what Are You Going To Do?" I Said I Ate My Way Into This And I'm Going To Eat My Way Out Of It.

...it Was The Arts, Those Noble Expressions Of The Human Spirit That Are Communicated Through Literature, Dance, Song, Film, Drama, Painting And Sculpture, Among The Many Other Such Creative Means, That Helped Articulate The Sufferings Of [these] People That Were Heard Around The Globe.