Intellectuals Are People Who Go To Study

Don't Talk Yourself Into Not Being You.

My Wife And I Have Five Children And The Reason Why We Have Five Children Is Because We Do Not Want Six.

Fatherhood Is Asking Your Son To Make Up A Name Rather Than Tell Anybody Who He Is.

College Was A Wonderful Time - Except, Of Course, When It Was Trying To Teach You Things.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.