Don't Talk Yourself Into Not Being You.

When I Decided That I Wanted To Go To College, I Wanted To Be A School Teacher For 7th And 8th Grade Boys Because I Felt That Was An Important Time For Them. I Had Gone Astray At That Point In My Life And Really Wanted To Help Keep Them From Making The Same Mistake I Had Made.

I've Got A Ferrari. Vroom! I Do 104 From The Garage To The Front Door.

My Eleven Year Old Daughter Mopes Around The House All Day Waiting For Her Breasts To Grow.

For College Seniors There Should Be A Week Of Being Allowed To Cry. Just Break Down And Cry Because You Are Scared And Don't Know What's Next.

A Sail Boat That Sails Backwards Can Never See The Sun Rise.