The Way The Elderly Are Treated, And

I'm Lucky That I Get To Play A Wide Variety Of Parts.

You Tell Yourself That You're Not Auditioning But Of Course You Work Like Crazy, And You Prepare Like Mad. And You Think, "well, I Won't Get That Job. But Maybe They'll Have Another Job Sometime, And They'll Remember That I Was Good."

I've Always Slightly Worried The Kids Who Play Football Around My House. They Know I'm An Actor, But Felt Sorry For Me Because They'd Never Seen Anything I've Done.

I Did Pick Up A Guitar Once, But The Strings Hurt My Fingers So I Put It Down Again.

I Don't Do Plays Without Jokes Anymore. I've Retired From Those Plays. I Think It's Bad Manners To Invite People To Sit In The Dark For Two And A Half Hours And Not Tell Them The Joke.