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Indignation Does No Good Unless It Is Backed With A Club Of Sufficient Size To Awe The Opposition.

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.

You Can't Do Anything Unless You Do It Yourself. And Usually You Can't Do It Yourself Very Well.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

Some Men Storm Imaginary Alps All Their Lives, And Die In The Foothills Cursing Difficulties Which Do Not Exist.