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Most People Put Off Till Tomorrow That Which They Should Have Done Yesterday.

A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next Day, But Remembers His Bad Luck Until Next Year.

A Conquered Foe Should Be Watched.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

Love Affairs Have Always Greatly Interested Me, But I Do Not Greatly Care For Them In Books Or Moving Pictures. In A Love Affair, I Wish To Be The Hero, With No Audience Present.