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Wine Had Such Ill Effects On Noah's Health That It Was All He Could Do To Live 950 Years. Show Me A Total Abstainer That Ever Lived That Long.

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One

You Have To Have A Serious Streak In You, Or You Can't See The Funny Side Of The Other Fellow.

You Can't Fool All Of The People All Of The Time. But It Isn't Necessary.

Every Time Somebody Has Thought Of Relief For The Farmer It Has Been To Make It So He Could Borrow More Money. What He Needs Is Some Way To Pay Back. Not Some Way To Borrow More.