The Whole Point Of Love Is To

The Son Has Always Felt Like He Was A Footnote In One Of The Stories The Father Tells. The Father Is An Amazing Storyteller And One Of The Tales That He Tells Is How He Met His Wife.

It Don't Care Whether I'm Good Enough. It Don't Care Whether I Snore Or Not. It Don't Care Which God I Pray To. There Are Only Three Things With That Kind Of Unconditional Acceptance: Dogs, Donuts, And Money.

Of Course I've Got Lawyers. They Are Like Nuclear Weapons, I've Got Em 'cause Everyone Else Has. But As Soon As You Use Them They Screw Everything Up.

So, You Pick This Stuff Here And This Stuff There And Then You See Things In Certain Ways And You Start Visualizing And Thank God I Get The Chance To Do This. It's Really The Greatest Thing In The Whole Wide World.

What You Do With It And Things Like That, But I Basically Chose This After I Read It Because I Thought It Was Different And Funny And Unique And Dark - Things That I Like To Do.