The Word User Is The Word Used

'escargot' Is French For 'fat Crawling Bag Of Phlegm'.

The Primary Function Of The Government Is - And Here I Am Quoting Directly From The U.s. Constitution - 'to Spew Out Paper.'

Greyhound Bus Lines Motto: "we Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

I Realize That I'm Generalizing Here, But As Is Often The Case When I Generalize, I Don't Care.

If You Have Ever Seen The Movie Night Of The Living Dead, You Have A Rough Idea How Modern Corporations And Organizations Operate, With Projects And Proposals That Everybody Thought Were Killed Constantly Rising From Their Graves To Stagger Back Into Meetings And Eat The Brains Of The Living.