The World Is Fed By Greed.

Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.

Don't Have A High School Diploma? You're In My Cabinet. Why? For 200 Years, A Lot Of Cabinets Have Existed In Our Government. Powerful Men. Well-educated. So Let's Try Something Totally New.

I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.

It's Cool To Be Healthy.

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.