The Worst Feature Of A New Baby

It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To Going Good Till There's A Few Resignations

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.