The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind

The Englishman Can Get Along With Sex Quite Perfectly So Long As He Can Pretend That It Isn't Sex But Something Else.

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.

Don't Pity Me Now, Don't Pity Me Never; I'm Going To Do Nothing For Ever And Ever.

The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who Has No Talent And Is Modest About It.

Your Englishman, Confronted By Something Abnormal Will Always Pretend That It Isn't There. If, However, You Force Him To Look Into It, He'll At Once Pretend That He Sees The Object Not For What It Is But For Something That He Would Like It To Be.