The Worst Thing About Being A Great

The Appropriation Of Radical Thinking By Lazy, Self-obsessed Hippies Is A Public Relations Disaster That Could Cost The Earth.

You Think I Look Like A Teletubby?

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

And Roast Beef And Yorkshire Pudding Is My Personal Signature Dish.

If Only The Strength Of The Love That People Feel When It Is Reciprocated Could Be As Intense And Obsessive As The Love We Feel When It Is Not; Then Marriages Would Be Truly Made In Heaven.