The Worst Thing About Being A Great

The Germans Are A Cruel Race. Their Operas Last For Six Hours And They Have No Word For Fluffy.

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

I'm Easy To Work With, Not A Pushover, But I Respond To Criticism And Find It Inspiring.

You're Mugging Old Ladies Every Bit As Much If You Pinch Their Pension Fund

For The Past Seventeen Years I Have Been Experimenting With Lager. I Am A Lager User And One Drug Leads To Another. If You Do Lager, As Night Follows Day, You'll End Up Doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.