The Worst Thing About Being A Great

If I Did Things For The Money, I'd Have Done Adverts In The 1980s, When I Was Hot Enough To Be Offered Them, And 'police Academy 6,' Which I Was Asked To Write.

The Germans Are A Cruel Race. Their Operas Last For Six Hours And They Have No Word For Fluffy.

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

I See Dull People As Projects ... To Be Reformed

There Are Lots Of Things I Could Have Done For The Money, But I've Made A Great Living Doing The Things I Want To Do.