The Worst Time To Have A Heart

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

I Think A Lot Of People Who Watch Tv Don't Realize When They're Watch Tv Shows And It Says 'produced By' And Producer, Producer... There Are All These Producers. What The Hell Does A Producer Do? It's Funny How Much You Have To Worry About As A Producer.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

If Someone Throws A Pie At Your Face, Just Open Your Mouth Really Wide And Say, 'thanks For Feeding Me, A**hole.'