Then Job Fell To His Knees And

People Always Ask Me, Do You Ever Think You'll Wake Up One Morning And Not Be Funny? That Thought Would Never Occur To Me--it's An Odd Thought And Not Realistic. Because Funny And Me Are Not Separate. We're One.

I Foresee Death By Culture Shock.

I Have Bad Reflexes. I Was Once Run Over By A Car Being Pushed By Two Guys.

I Learned A Few Things On My Own Since, And Modified Some Of The Things He Taught Me, But Everything, Unequivocally, That I Learned About Comedy Writing I Learned From Danny Simon.

I Can't Do Anything To Death, Doctor's Orders.