There Are A Lot Of Really Funny

I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who Looks Like An Idiot.

You Want Every Movie To Be A Hit. But Every Painting Isn’t A Masterpiece.

You Definitely Feel A Little Exposed, Because Some Of Your Friends Call You Like, "man, I Need That Much."

I Think My New Iphone 5s Is Broken. I Pressed The Home Button And I'm Still At Work

James Caan Told Me At The End Of Filming 'elf' That He Had Been Waiting Through The Whole Film For Me To Be Funny - And I Never Was.