There Are More Old Drunks Than There

There's A Lot Of Money In Selling Marijuana. If You Can Do It Legally, That's Good. Why Should All The Criminals Make The Money? This Is What People Are Thinking. If It's Happening, If It's Going To Be Legal, Let's Tax It And Regulate It, Like We Do With Everything Else And Make Some Money Off This. I Think That's One Reason Why People Are Talking This A Little More Seriously.

I Started Learning My Lessons In Abbot Texas, Where I Was Born In 1933. My Sister Bobbie And I Were Raised By Our Grandparents [...] We Never Had Enough Money, And Bobbie And I Started Working At An Early Age To Help The Family Get By. That Hard Work Included Picking Cotton. [...] Picking Cotton Is Hard And Painful Work, And The Most Lasting Lesson I Learned In The Fields Was That I Didn't Want To Spend My Life Picking Cotton.

How Would You Like To Bite That In The Ass, Develop Lock Jaw And Be Dragged To Death?

Writing Books Is Fun Because After I Do A Show For A Couple Hours, I'm In A Bus For 22 Hours. It's Not Hard For Me To Look Out The Window And Tell A Joke Here And There.

I'm Drinking Doubles Now That You're Running Around Single Again.