There Are Two Theories To Arguing With

There Is Nothing In The World That We Do As Much As We Do Eating

Both Political Parties Have Their Good Times And Bad Times, Only They Have Them At Different Times.

Rotation Of Crops And Less Automobiles Will Relieve The Farmers Whenever They Decide To Try It.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

You Know The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That's Out Always Looks The Best. My Only Solution Would Be To Keep Em Both Out One Term And Hire My Good Friend Henry Ford To Run The Whole Thing, And Give Him A Commission On What He Saves Us.