There Is A Comfort In Knowing That

It's Impossible To Feel Good About Yourself If You Are Doing Things That You Aren't Proud Of. . . . It's Essential That You . . . [do] Things You Can Respect And Admire.

No Matter How Many Vitamins You Take, How Much Pilates, You'll Lose Your Keys, Your Hair And Your Memory.

If You’ve Managed To Do One Good Thing, The Ocean Doesn’t Care. But When Newton’s Apple Fell Toward The Earth, The Earth, Ever So Slightly, Fell Toward The Apple As Well.

Exercise Stimulates Your Circulation, Massages Your Internal Organs, Stretches And Strengthens Your Muscles, And Energizes You. Exercise Is Also A Great Way To Discharge Tension, Work Through Emotional Blocks, Release Anger, And Gain Self-esteem.

Your Wallet Will Be Stolen, You'll Get Fat, Slip On The Bathroom Tiles Of A Foreign Hotel And Crack Your Hip.