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Howie's Doctor Told Him To Lose Ten Pounds, And Since Howie's Been On A Diet He's Gained Three.

Did You Take Joyce's Engine?' 'my Instructions Were To Disable The Car, But One Of The Men Bet Hal A Burger He Couldn't Get The Engine Out. So Hal Removed The Engine.

The Dog Ran Into The Kitchen, Stuck His Nose In Grandma's Crotch, And Snuffled. Dang," Grandma Said. "guess My New Perfume Really Works. I'm Gonna Have To Try It Out At The Seniors Meeting.

You're Such A Cupcake.

Give Me The Gun." Ranger Said. I Extracted The Gun From My Pants And Handed It Over. Ranger Held The Gun In The Pulm Of His Hand And Smiled. "it's Warm," He Said. He Put The Gun In The Glove Compartment And Plugged The Key Into The Ignition. Am I Fired?" No. Any Women Who Can Heat Up A Gun Like That Is Worth Keeping Around.