There Is No Terra Incognito Left.

I Enjoy The Presence Of A Woman In The House For Brief Periods Of Time. They Fall Into Two Categories: The Organizers And The Slobs. There’s Probably A Third Category—the Naggers, Who Try To Get You To Do Things, But I’ve Never Run Into One Of Those. Oddly, I Have No Preference Regarding Oganizers Or Slobs, As Long As They Don’t Try To Pick My Clothes For Me. Basically, All Women Are Nurturers And Healers, And All Men Are Mental Patients To Varying Degrees. It Works Fine If People Stick To Their Fated Roles. But Nobody Does.

I Turned To The Times Crossword Puzzle And Asked Kate, “what’s The Definition Of A Moderate Arab?” “i Don’t Know.” “a Guy Who Ran Out Of Ammunition.

I Used The Pen Name Because I Knew I Wanted To Write Better Novels Under My Own Name Someday.

Lawrence Kelter Is An Exciting New Novelist, Who Reminds Me Of An Early Robert Ludlum.

The World Has Gotten Smaller And More Accessible Since I First Started Writing In The 70's.