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Woman's Influence Is Powerful, Especially When She Wants Something.

There Are Two Kinds Of Fools: Those Who Can't Change Their Opinions And Those Who Won't.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

Life Is Like A Mountain: After Climbing Up One Side And Sliding Down The Other, Put Up The Sled.