There Is One Thing I Have Never

I Originate From A Family Where Sauce Is Viewed As A Refreshment.

There Are Few Things In This World More Satisfying Than Having Your Son Teach You How To Play Tennis, Unless It Is Having A Semi-truck Run Over Your Foot.

Housework Can Kill You If Done Right.

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.

A Kitchen Without An Ironing Board? Are You Kidding? It's Un-american. It's Like Simon Without Garfunkel.