There Is Only One Way To Pitch

Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers Who Come To Kill You.

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.

There Is A Thin Line Between Genius And Insanity, And In Larry's (macphail) Case It Was Sometimes So Thin You Could See Him Drifting Back And Forth.

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

In Order To Become A Big-league Manager You Have To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time. That's Rule Number One.