There Is Only One Way To Pitch

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

There Is A Thin Line Between Genius And Insanity, And In Larry's (macphail) Case It Was Sometimes So Thin You Could See Him Drifting Back And Forth.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

I Made A Game Effort To Argue But Two Things Were Against Me: The Umpires And The Rules.

What Are We Out At The Park For Except To Win?