There Just Isn't Enough Televised Chess

Final Installment Of Things More Fun Than Reading The Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving Into A Tree, Microwaving Your Head, And Getting Stabbed In The Eye With A Carrot.

I Wish The Iphone People Would Design One That's Black And Has Two Pieces, And It Plugs Into The Wall And You Can Pick One Piece Up And Talk Into It. I Tell You, The Whole Time I Had One Of Those Old-fashioned Plug-in Phones, Not Once Did I Misplace It.

Childhood. I Wish I Had Something To Complain About.

Sometimes When You Look In His Eyes You Get The Feeling That Someone Else Is Driving.

Since 1980, There Have Been 91 Breaches Of Security At The White House. Well, 92 If You Count George Bush.