There's A Tv Element To Everything In

Mine's A Pretty Simple Strategy: There's Not A Lot Of Talent Here, But There's A Lot Of Hustle. I Have To Be In Every Place I Can, And Be Busy.

I Knew I Could Control One Thing, And That Is My Time And My Hours And My Effort And My Efficiency.

I Find Each Project, Although It's Compartmentalized, Informs Me In Some Facet. I Wake Up Everyday Wanting To Be Informed.

Trust Me, If I Were Gay I'd Be Getting More Action Than I'm Getting Now.

I Always Just Wanted To Be A Cheesy Guy On Television.