There's An Old Man Sitting Next To

Hot Funk, Cold Punk, Even If It's Old Junk, It's Still Rock And Roll To Me.

Usually When I'm Writing, I Try To Write Fairly Quickly. If A Song Sits Around Too Long, It Starts To Take On A Stink. Most Of My Songs Are Written In One Sitting, Two Sittings Maybe. Those Are The Ones I Like The Best, Anyway.

There's An Old Man Sitting Next To Me, Making Love To His Tonic And Gin.

There Will Be Other Words Some Other Day; That Is The Story Of My Life.

People Always Think I Was Just Playing In A Piano Bar, But I Only Did That For About Six Months. The Rest Of The Time I Was Playing In Bands.