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I Keep Falling Off The Edge Of The Stage Because I Can't See It. I Can't See My Wrinkles In The Mirror Either, Though.

If You Can Sort Out Why You Feel The Way You Do Then You Might Be In Better Shape To Meet Your Maker.

I Find Lady Gaga Hilarious. And I Kind Of Like Her. My Heart's Warmed To Her.

You Know, I've Been To Some Superstars' Houses, And I've Been Really Disgusted When I See Their Platinum Discs Hanging In The Toilet. They're Just There On The Walls Glaring At You When You're Trying To Be Occupied With Other Things.

I'm Not Limited To Categories Or Genres. Anything Human Beings Come Up With Fascinates Me. If A Three-legged Idiot Like Me Can Dance To It, Then That's All Well And Fine.