There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!'

My Mother Paid Eight Dollars A Month For Rent. When She Had It. Mostly We Were Evicted, Because She Couldnt Afford To Pay The Eight Dollars A Month.

Get Out Of Show Business. Its The Best Advice I Ever Got, Because Im So Stubborn That If Someone Would Tell Me That, I Would Stay In It To The Bitter End.

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

I Wanted To Be A Pharmacist. I Liked The Way Our Local Pharmacist Was Always Dressed In A Nice White Coat; He Looked Very Calm, You'd Give Him Money, And He'd Give You Something That You Wanted To Buy.